Welcome once again BISC blog fans. What a fantastic night the British traditional Christmas Dinner Celebration was on Saturday night. Even the ‘Christmassy’ weather was laid on – cold, crisp and dry. Bristol has not had weather like this in early December for a number of years now. In fact it was so cold that we were running out of coat hanging space – I expect that you noticed this blip in the otherwise extraordinary organisation of Alma Church and BISC teams!
Father Christmas was outside to welcome us all. I would not let him in as it was a black tie event only! Mind you, John’s bow tie wasn’t exact black either, and neither was his dinner jacket. In fact he looked rather more like the head waiter! Otherwise everyone else turned up in smart dress. The lights were dimmed and a selection of Christmas music enhanced the ambience of the evening along with the appropriate Christmas decorations. Noddy Holder’s 1973 pop chart hit is still a hit every Christmas.
The kitchen and waiting staff were brilliant as were the carol singers. Indeed the traditional Christmas carols were beautifully sung, which emotionally moved me. So I sat next to a Danish guest who had never heard the carol ‘Oh Come All Ye Faithful’. Did you notice that John’s jokes were worse than those in the crackers! They must have been cheap crackers as all the jokes were based on ‘The witch and the clean sweep!’ John went for a job once as a Christmas cracker joke writer but failed due to a lack of humour! Later he became an apprenticed tap dancer but was fired as he kept falling into the sink!
Fortunately Hannah, Ann and Xiaomei kept us all in order as we tucked into roast turkey and Brussels sprouts, with cranberry sauce, followed by Christmas pudding and brandy butter, or if you didn’t like Christmas pudding there was fruit salad. Fruit salad was very tasty with brandy butter as one Taiwan guest found out.
The Very Reverend Josh gave the sermon, and very good it was too. His previous experiences of Christmas in New Zealand and Taiwan were good. I remember Christmas dinner on a beach in West Malaysia some 40 year ago, and a beautifully set Chinese Christmas meal in Hong Kong in 1969. One guest from Central Europe informed me that similar Christmas dinners were also a tradition in Hungary, except fish was served rather than turkey.
All in all the BISC team can say that the evening was, once again a resounding success! This was thanks to all the Alma and BISC staff who had prepared the event particularly Hannah Xiaomei and the Alma team. But the success came from you our international student guests who came. Thank you very much for this. You will be delighted to know that on this blog I am not going to give a history half hour rendering; hooray I hear you cry. I did say that yesterday when announcing the quiz answers and my congratulations once again to all those who got the 11 answers right, and to Katherine -the winner who won on a tie break question. The answer was to be found on the BISC front door and notice boards – we close on 19 December 2008 – two days before John’s birthday! By the way has anyone seen my wife? I lost her at the beginning of the dinner last night.
Finally on a personal note, I would like to express my gratitude to all of you who by your friendly and smiling personalities have given me a new life and understanding. I have never been so happy in my life. This is the Christmas I never thought I would see. God gave me a new life and a new meaning to life. I have to see the consultant cardiologist at Southmead Wednesday afternoon. On that note may I leave you with this joke?
“A man came out of the doctor’s clinic crying. His wife said, ‘What’s wrong?’ The man said, ‘The doctor said I have to take one pill a day for the rest of my life. But he only gave me one pill!”
May I wish you one and all wherever you may be over the festive season, a very happy season, and safe travel; and may your God go with you.
The BISC Blogmaster, Mrs. Blogmaster and Oscar the eagle owl and the rest of the BISC team, although not necessarily in that order.

